Secure Boot and TPM block many cheats before they can load. Not one popular server has the integrity to enable it, so we started The Couch to give legit players the server they deserve.
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Server Status
Current Wipe
Server Details
| Requirements | Secure Boot + TPM | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Hosting | US West · Dedicated | ||
| BattleMetrics | Player Names Hidden | ||
| Map Wipe | Thursdays · 11:00 AM PT | ||
| Blueprint Wipe | Monthly | ||
| Gameplay | Vanilla · No Group Limit | ||
| Paid Perks | No VIP, No Kits | ||
| Staff | Active Admins |
In-Game Chat Commands
- !popHow many players are online
- !wipeWhen the next wipe is
- /statsYour personal stats for every wipe you have played
- /linkConnect your Steam account to The Couch Discord
Discord Linking and Name Colors
Type /link in game to connect your Steam account to The Couch Discord. That syncs special statuses, like being one of the First 100 regulars or a Discord server booster.
Chat name colors show status:
- Gold is the First 100, the founding roster: the first 100 players to log 50 hours claim a permanent spot and a matching Discord role.
- Pink is a Discord server booster.
You pick which of your colors to wear, or none at all.